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Jordan: We have to come up with a plan to make Emma stay longer.
John: I have a rich uncle.
Jordan: Ok, so let's say you and her get married, he'd give her money then, right?
Greg: He could buy Finland and move it here, we could, like, place it above us so she's only an hour away.
Jag: Like stacking the boats in battleship?
Jordan: How fond is this guy of family?
John: Not very, he's kind of a bastard.
Greg: We could...
Jag: Steal his money?
Greg: No, but that's a good plan, I like that. Mine's a bit more vicious, though. We could kidnap him.
Ashley: Then who's gonna pay ransom?
Greg: He does it himself of course, if he's such a bastard we don't know if he's willing to do it for anyone else, but he's surely gonna pay up to stay alive
Jordan: Ok, another plan, this one takes marriage as well... John, you marry Greg, then Greg's and my brothers get married, and I marry Emma, and oh, she's family now.
Alla: Huh?
Jordan: Now we'll just have to get our brothers to marry each other, but they only sit in front of the computer all day anyway so it doesn't really matter, you know they'd do it, Greg, they could take turns in being the girl for the day. Or... we could put up a show. John, you can play a song, and Greg, you can be a clown...
Greg: I don't want to.
Jordan: You can...
Greg: I don't want to.
Jordan: You can be the usher and beat people with a stick.
Greg: Ok.