you know you're in kansas when...

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You know you're in Kansas when...

• You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
  
• Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away, and you can still see him from your front porch.
• Except in Johnson County, a Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F150 4x4 is.
• A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging.
• The radio buttons on a new car are all preset to country.
• You've had classes canceled for heat and snow in the same month.
  
• You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Schoenchen, Kechi, Olathe, Chautauqua and Osawatomie.
• What in the world is a vegetarian special? We don't even know what that is much less serve it at the local diner.
• You prefer the Little Apple over the Big Apple as a place to live.
• You really do think Sunflowers are beautiful.
  
• You go to Wal-Mart to shop.
• You know the real way to pronounce the name of Clintons state and the river... arKANSAS.
• It's a bottle or a can of pop here. Soda is something you bake a cake with.

• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kansas.